officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"
smolex:

Sit on my buns.
thetoad-smokesdope:

Have a glass of class ;)

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via hotboyproblems)

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kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

(via hotboyproblems)

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verticaliciouss:

preach

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via goodmorninggiraffe)

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rowrz:

when you out clothes shopping with yo momma & you just wanna go homeimage

(Source: rowrz, via trust)

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities, via goodmorninggiraffe)

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